Chicken Cake

I almost forgot. Several people have asked for this recipe so here it is again by popular demand.

CHICKEN CAKE


1 tender chicken
1 banana
1 cherry
2 legs
2 hot nuts
2 breasts


Take one tender chicken in arms and hold tightly. Hold two breasts - one in each hand and mold gently.

Take two legs, slightly spread them - drop in one banana and one cherry. Take nuts in hand and stir gently until banana creams, nuts crack and cherry pops.

Let cool and if cake rises - leave town immediately.