Mergers

Investment tips for 2008 & 2009 With all the turmoil in the market today
and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank
of this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money
left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on
the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in
later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
Merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

9.)Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
And finally...

10.) Mother's Jams & Jellies and Smucker's Jams & Jellies will
unite to be: Mother Smucker's