Greasy Burger

Tried the new Best-O-Burger in One Market Plaza today and it really should be called Worst-Of-the Greasiest Burgers on the Planet. And I ordered the 1/3 lb. cheeseburger which got lost in the already small bun which was falling apart due to all the grease from the meat and the sauce. There were not even any fries nor were any suggested or offered. Also, the pickle which was posted on the menu board was not included either. WHAT A RIP OFF JOINT! And I got a stomach ache to boot ten minutes after I left the place. Never will I got there again.

Possible answers...

It is late at night in the Florida home of Tiger Woods and his wife. They have a violent argument. She goes after him with a golf club in hand. He runs out of the house barefoot (The FHP said he was driving in bare feet.), jumps in the car and tries to get away and in his panic crashes into a tree and fire hydrant. His wife catches up with the now stopped car, smashes a window, and gets Tiger onto the pavement and hits him with the club so that when the local police arrive he is drifting in and out of conscientiousness as reported by the authorities. It's possible.