Questions actually asked in courtrooms and recorded by court reporters:

Q. Are you sexually active?
A. No, I just lie there.
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Q. How old is your son, the one living with you?
A. Thirty-eight or thirty-five. I can't remember which.
Q. How long has he lived with you?
A. Forty-five years.
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Q. The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
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Q. Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Those are just a few samples from the book "Disorder in the American Courts".