A Kiwi Bird once told me that in order to make the fortunes found in Chinese Fortune Cookies more interesting, you always add the words "in bed" at the end, no matter what it says. Thus, my fortune tonight from a San Francisco restaurant reads: "Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed in bed". Drats, I am having a difficult enough time as it is. I didn't need those negative thoughts. hahaha