Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Blog, blog, whose gotta blog

NEWS FLASH! Today's race for mayor in San Francisco results in tie vote to be decided by the California Supreme Court.

Also, Angela Alioto pulls Gavin Newsom's hair out.

Golden Gate Bridge Directors buy new stealth cars so they do not have to pay $5 bridge toll.

Retired Mayor Willie Brown to become caretaker of Michael's amusement park.

George Bush to retire and raise turkeys. (He has lots of experience there.)

Dick Cheney to buy tie factory to help ailing business.

Michael Dukakis rejected as Dean's campaign manager.

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