The following story in the Onion tabloid newspaper really made my day. The headline reads Bush Acquired by Martian Zoo. How I wish it were true! Another funny one on the same page is headlined Frances Bean Cobain Enters Prehab. The Onion first became familiar to me on-line but now they seem to have an extensive hard copy distribution, at least in San Franacisco. Some might say that that is fitting. hahaha Anyway, unlike the National Enquirer, they seem to me attempting to make it into a local newspaper as well as the print edition carries real local advertising and moving listings. You probably should read things very closely in case they slip a funny one into the real stuff. If you read the above two stories be sure to look at the one about the missing boy scout and his publicity badge.